Hell yes I like to go fast!!

Not like I need more name recognition, but I did want my name on a very fast piece of machinery that burns lots of fossil fuel. Just to let you know, I did not pay for this in actual cash. I just answered a few prayers- namely letting the Jesus car win a few races. Watch that rearview mirror, cause the Jesus car is comin up fast!

Do you think they are using it to make a woman?

Hank Blalock, an outfielder for the Texas Rangers, is having a rib removed. "He had been diagnosed with thoracic outlet syndrome, which affects the nerves that pass through the shoulder" I am pretty sure that is just the reason they are giving to the public. My guess is that they have finally figured out the mystery behind how my Dad turned Adam's rib into Eve. My Dad would never reveal the secret to me, since he knows I would just be yanking peoples ribs out with my bare hands to make tons of hot chicks. Well Hank, you are a brave man. And he is only planning on missing 3 months of the season! A small price to pay to turn your rib into a woman. If she's hot that is. If she is gross, then what a waste of a perfectly good rib...

Don't call it a comeback...

....cause I've been here for years. Like 2000 of them!

I have been absent from my weblogging duties, and many of you have told me you are missing my Heavenly thoughts. I know I have promised to keep up my posts in the past with little return on that promise. Let's just say I will try to update this beautiful website more often without any promises and see what happens...