Have a wonderful Easter, my children. However, what the fuck does this bunny have to do with my resurrection? I looked up Easter Bunny on Wikipedia, and it clarified nothing. I came back to life for your sins, and you now celebrate by glorifying a rabbits and the colorful eggs they poop out? It is not even logical! Rabbits don't even make eggs! If you happen to be at the mall this weekend buying me gifts, and you see on of those retarted dudes dressed up in a giant bunny suit, go punch him right in his head. Better yet, run up to him and take off his Giant Bunny head and reveal the truth to all the kids there. And you can say that Jesus told you to do it. Everyone will believe you, because it is true. And I said so.
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