66% of Americans are Smart

A recent study done by the USA Today found that 66% of Americans believe in Creationism (which, for those of you who are retarted, is believing in the fact that my Dad made all of you humans less than 10,000 years ago). Only 39% of Americans thought that Creationism is definitely true. Come on, people!! What in Dad's name is being taught down there?

However the poll gets a little confusing. Because 53% of people believe in Evolution. HUH!?!?! According to the poll, 25% of people believe that BOTH evolution and creationism are definitely or probably true.

Basically, J-Dog will break the poll down for you like this:
- 39% of Americans are smart geniuses who are correct.
- 61% of Americans are going to hell for not believing in the hard work my Dad put in to creating the extremely complicated Earth with all of its wonderment.
- 25% of Americans are just plain retarted. How do you believe in BOTH evolution AND creationism. Do you also like to sleep in while getting up early, are you BOTH anorexic AND belimic, tall AND short... Come on.

To end this post on a positive note, at a recent Republican Party (AKA the Christian Party, or Correct Party, Christ's Followers- whatever you prefer) 3 potential Presidential candidates believe in the truth about Creationism. There is hope for you, America!