Nice try, D-bag

I realize that this isn't a fresh news story, but there is a lot of shit going on up here above the clouds. Sometimes it takes me some time to filter down stories like this to you little people down there.

Anyway, some Douche tried to cash a $50,000 check from my Dad. Listen, brosef, my Dad isn't just handing out $50 g's to morons like you. The idiot signed the check 'King Savior, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Servant.' What? Who does my Dad serve??? I mean if you are going to try and cash a check from my Dad, you might just want to sign it 'God.' But my Dad doesn't even write checks. Straight cash, homey.