Jake "The Snake" Plummer (not to be confused with Jake "The Snake" Roberts) has decided to retire from pro football, rather than to play for the Tampa Bay Bucs, who he had been traded to. This is an important lesson to learn: if you don't like a situation, just quit. Not happy with your marriage? Quit. Don't like your job? Quit. Not happy in school? Quit. But instead of "quitting" call it "retiring" and people can't hate on you.
"Hey Don, how is your marriage?"
"Oh, I retired from that last year."
Congrats Jake, you are a great role model for men and women alike!
"Hey Don, how is your marriage?"
"Oh, I retired from that last year."
Congrats Jake, you are a great role model for men and women alike!
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