Wow, NASA is strict!!!

The passionate, insane, wearing a diaper and shitting her pants astronaut Lisa Nowak was wrongfully terminated by NASA today. What the fuck??? Can't an honest, loving woman catch a break anymore? All she did was drive across the country to try and make the love of her life fall in love with HER, and maybe kidnap the dude's girlfriend. Or whatever. I certainly don't see what is wrong with that. The point being, she should be rewarded for her passion, not punished. Who wouldn't want to be stuck in a space shuttle orbiting earth with this perfectly sane woman? Fortunately for her, the Navy doesn't care as much if you wear a diaper to avoid those pesky road side rest stops and then try to kidnap someone.

She will be assigned to the staff at the Chief of Naval Air Training in Corpus Christi, Texas, starting in two weeks, Navy Cmdr. Lydia Robertson said. Robertson said she didn't know what specific job Nowak would be doing.

I have not been in the military, but my first thoughts about what she would be doing might involve "using a toilet to take a shit," "not kidnapping people," and "avoiding felony crimes." I could be WAY off on those, but they would probably be my first guesses.