Boston continues to distance itself as "America's Most Retarted City"

Wow. This story is certainly one of the most ridiculous I have ever heard of in my 2,000 plus years of existence. It does not hurt Boston's status as the Retard Capitol of the United States. Boston proved its incompetence with their handling of the Mooninite "bombs" last month. That showed just how smart the police force and political offices of the city are. And by smart, I mean most likely smarter than a 9 year old. Now Boston area doctors are proving their intelligence. A Boston woman is suing two doctors and Planned Parenthood based on a failed abortion where she ended up having a child. Jennifer Raper (yea, her last name is Raper. I am sure she asks everyone to pronounce it like "Wrapper," but it sure looks like Raper to me) tried to get an abortion in 2004,

but it "was not done properly, causing the plaintiff to remain pregnant," according to the complaint.

There are not too many things you can fuck up more than an "abortion ending with a child." That is like an "execution not done properly, causing 10 more years of life," or "gastric bypass surgery was not done properly, causing a weight gain of 200 pounds." After the failed abortion, more Boston retards added their expertly retarded opinions:

Raper then went to see Dr. Benjamin Eleonu at Boston Medical Center in July 2004, and he failed to detect the pregnancy even though she was 20 weeks pregnant at the time, the lawsuit alleges.

That is an AWESOME doctor!!! When DOES he know that people are pregnant??? When the baby comes out? "Uhhhh, yes, I see a baby coming out of your vagina. It is my professional medical opinion that you are pregnant!" Does he diagnose AIDS after his patient dies from the disease? It would be pretty sweet to be that baby too. Your mom tried to abort you, and then she is suing because the abortion got fucked up and she actually had to give birth to you. Good luck explaining that one.

"Mommy, what does abortion mean?"
"Sweetie, just know that it has nothing to do with me trying to end my pregnancy and not let you be born. It is basically the opposite of that."