...right before you throw these bastards into the street. Scientists, who obviously got bored trying to prove the theory of global warming and the joke of evolution, found that snails can conserve energy by following each other's snail trails. It takes much less energy to move around in each other's mucus. Good to know. The best thing about snails is that they have a hard shell, so it isn't super gross to pick them up and chuck them into the street. I also hear that they are allergic to salt. And by allergic I mean they melt and turn into a foaming, bubbly goo. Snails were created by Satan, that bastard.
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