Now THIS is how you get the man of your dreams...

...drive 900 miles (wearing a diaper of course. stopping to go to the bathroom can be SO time consuming), get a mallet, a knife, rubber tubes, garbage bags, a wig, BB gun, pepper spray and try to kidnap the woman who stands in your way! If that is not devotion and love, PLEASE, tell me what is. Oh, and this woman is a U.S. Astronaut.

Lisa Marie Nowak, as an astronaut. Pre 900 mile diaper assisted marathon drive to kidnap the woman interfering with the relationship SHE should be having with her love.

Whaaaaaaa!?!?! This woman is crazy!?!!?! Seriously!??? Come on!! You are just messing with me, right??

The entire news story is here, which contains too many odd details to include. Some of the highlights:

She found out when the other woman was landing at an airport, waited for her to land, got onto the same airport shuttle, and followed her to her car, wearing a wig. "Dressed in a wig and a trench coat, she waited for Shipman's plane to land and then boarded the same airport shuttle bus Shipman took to get to her car, police said." Who hasn't done that AT LEAST once?

"Nowak told police that her relationship with Oefelein was "more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship," according to an arrest affidavit. Again, totally normal. I mean, they did MORE than just work together, even though it was not romantic. But it could be! SOMEDAY! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU!???!?!

Nowak printed out email conversations between her and her love. Something ALL normal women do. If you don't print out email and IM conversations to prove your love and devotion, you are basically a careless, cold hearted bitch.

I would suggest becoming an astronaut, so you can be trapped in a space shuttle with this normal, caring, loving woman. If only all women could have so much love in their heart.