Stinky Bum Cinemas presents:

100 homeless people in Washington were allowed into a movie theater for a screening of the latest Will Smith movie I won't ever see, Pursuit of Happyness. The story is of Will Smith going from homeless to successful business man. I am glad I was not in that theater. My only question is: did they send in a Haz-Mat team to clean the theater, or did they simply burn it to the ground after the screening? No offense homeless people (as they are always thanking Me and my Dad) but I don't really want to sit in a seat stained by your feces and urine laden pants. I said "no offense," so you can't get mad. No showers = really bad BO. Its simple science. Look it up.