You all should thank me for making Brandy the Alien wear a wig. I met her on my travels past Alpha Centauri, and she asked me to take her back to Earth. At first I refused, but aliens give the best head! So I gave her a magical singing voice, turned her into a black woman, and ta daa!! She became a star! Unfortunately I could not grant her the powers of being a good driver, and she killed someone last month in a car accident. That person is sitting next to me right now, and they are fucking pissed. Good work Brandy.
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