An eagle gravely miscalculated its own strength when it tried to fly with a deer head in its mouth. The more than likely out of shape eagle (eagle obesity is the eagle community's #2 problem behind beak disease) was pulled down by the weight of the deer head, hitting electrical lines, killing itself and knocking power out to residents in Alaska (they have electricity in Alaska??). While you may be wondering: "Why, Jesus, would you let such a brave and majestic animal be killed?" I have neither the time nor the energy to keep an eye on all of Dad's creatures. What, am I supposed to work all day, everyday? No thanks. Now are you going to finish that deer head, or can I have the rest?
Monday, January 29, 2007
Weight Room!!
An eagle gravely miscalculated its own strength when it tried to fly with a deer head in its mouth. The more than likely out of shape eagle (eagle obesity is the eagle community's #2 problem behind beak disease) was pulled down by the weight of the deer head, hitting electrical lines, killing itself and knocking power out to residents in Alaska (they have electricity in Alaska??). While you may be wondering: "Why, Jesus, would you let such a brave and majestic animal be killed?" I have neither the time nor the energy to keep an eye on all of Dad's creatures. What, am I supposed to work all day, everyday? No thanks. Now are you going to finish that deer head, or can I have the rest?
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