The immortal Brett Favre has decided he will not retire and return for the 2007 season, presumably to break not one, but two more records. And with Dad's help, I just KNOW he can do it! The first record will be easy, and is basically Brett's to lose. He has 272 career interceptions, with only George Blanda in his way for the most career picks (277). Brett, you can throw 6 INTs in week one and get that out of the way in a hurry!However, the second record will be a little more difficult, and will certainly need plenty of help from Dad and Me. The most interceptions he has ever thrown in a season is 29. The record is 42, again held by George Blanda from the 1962 season. Now Brett, I know this is one of the reasons you are coming back, as I heard in your prayers last night. You will need to concentrate hard, and practice practice practice. Because you will need to make it seem like you are throwing it to your own teammates, while overthrowing them and throwing INTs. You should definitely announce that you will retire after the 2007 season prior to the season starting. That way, the Packers won't bench you and let you finish out the season as a farewell tour. Now go practice, Brett. Dad and I will be watching...
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