Wait, she died??

Anna Nicole died last week??? You would think this would be a pretty big news story that someone might cover either on TV or online. I only found out cause she was at the gates of Heaven begging to get in, all hopped up on some sort of pills. I haven't decided what to do yet, but she would be a pretty annoying addition to Heaven. I figure I will let her sober up a bit and see how she acts without all the drugs in her. Since we don't have an endless supply of pills and Trimspa up here, I could see her getting back to her monstrous size and eating every twinkie, cupcake and ho-ho in sight.

The media outlets must be slipping, because you think there would be at least ONE story about her dying. Really weird.