After recieving WAY more prayers from the Bears fans (and by prayers I mean cold, hard cash. I really liked the 108 inch HDTV, John the Pastor in Chicago. Right in time for the game too!)I sent Hurricane Ditka to Miami to try and stop the Colts and Peyton Manning's freak neck. Alas, my super powers could not overcome the ineptitude of Sexy Rexy "The Sex Cannon" Grossman. Man, he really is not that good at the football thing. Rex, if it is not too late, you may want to try a new sport. Or maybe get into selling insurance. Cause I don't think you will be starting for Da Bears next year. Or any other football team in America. I heard the Hamburg Sea Devils may have a roster spot waiting for you.Monday, February 5, 2007
Hurricane Ditka + Rex Grossman = Colts Victory
After recieving WAY more prayers from the Bears fans (and by prayers I mean cold, hard cash. I really liked the 108 inch HDTV, John the Pastor in Chicago. Right in time for the game too!)I sent Hurricane Ditka to Miami to try and stop the Colts and Peyton Manning's freak neck. Alas, my super powers could not overcome the ineptitude of Sexy Rexy "The Sex Cannon" Grossman. Man, he really is not that good at the football thing. Rex, if it is not too late, you may want to try a new sport. Or maybe get into selling insurance. Cause I don't think you will be starting for Da Bears next year. Or any other football team in America. I heard the Hamburg Sea Devils may have a roster spot waiting for you.
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