Why not just change it to Douchey McDoucherson?

A "diehard" Bears fan legally changed his name to Peyton Manning yesterday, after betting a bunch of fans at a bar on Sunday. He proclaimed that if the Bears lost, he would change his name to that of the long necked, commercial loving, hair style dominating favorite of Indy. Now, I am all in favor of paying up on bets (I don't take lightly to late payments. If you make a bet with J-Dog, be prepared for me to collect. Unless you like broken bones and eternity in Hell). But this guy is just an idiot. I mean, he didn't even take the points! Just a straight up bet. Basically a lose-lose. He should have changed his name to "Iamafreakinretardidiotmorondouche Peyton Manning" and just ask that everyone call him by his middle name.