NO FUCKING WAY!!! I thought 6,000 years ago people were born, and since they didn't know how to eat yet, they just lived until they starved to death. Or maybe they ate, but they didn't have any kick ass food places like Chili's (Awesome Blossom, extra Awesome), In N Out (4x4 animal style), or Applebee's (Eatin fuckin good in the neighborhood, bitch!) so they just ate super boring food like beans and rice. Well, check this shit out:
"New fossil evidence shows prehistoric people from southern Peru up to the Bahamas were cultivating varieties of chilies millennia before Columbus' arrival brought the spice to world cuisine.
"Some people who have described ancient food ways as being simple will probably have to rethink their ideas because of this work," said lead researcher Linda Perry of the Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History."
Holy Shit (kind of like the holy shit I just flushed down the toilet)! This will totally make me rethink EVERYTHING about how those ancient retards lived! Wow. That just blew my genius mind. What's next, you are going to find evidence that ancient societies slept and had sex too? Come on, you can only convince me of one absolutely ridiculous thing a day. Now who's up for some Applebee's? My treat, you pay.
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