HE WAS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS!!!

Rex "The Sex Cannon" Grossman might have partied a little too hard this Super Bowl weekend. I think his main goal of reaching the Super Bowl may have been simply to make sure he was in Miami for all of the sweet parties. He also forgot that this game wasn't three flys up. If it did happen to be the Super Bowl of three flys, he would have been MVP for sure. Also, if there were bonus points for multiple retarted fumbles, he would have dominated that category as well. He may want to consider NEVER going back to Chicago. Ever. Just hire a moving company to get all of your stuff out of there. If your house hasn't been burned down yet that is. I mean, Chicago fans aren't really that passionate, don't hold grudges (they sure let that Steve Bartman one go in a hurry), and don't like to drink, so he should be fine.

HE WAS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS!!