I know, I know.... Lazy day from your Lord and Savior. Some random notes from around the world.-Tim Hardaway retracted his extremely homophopic statements while being interviewed by lifelong friend Scoop Jackson. Sort of. He said he should'nt have used the word hate, but he doesn't accept anything about a gay person, their lifestyle, and if he saw a gay person he would walk away from them and avoid them. So when he says he doesn't HATE them, he means he only hates them. A lot. Thanks for clearing that up Timmy.
- Britney Spears is doing extremely well, and she seems to be in a great mental place. She shaved her head and entered rehab for the 3rd time in a week. Same thing I do when I am feeling so good. Maybe she is addicted to going to rehab? Who knows, but I am glad she is getting back on her feet so quickly! Wait, Brit, that's not how you use an umbrella!!! Oh, what a joker.
- Anna Nicole's face continues to decompose at an alarming rate. At this pace, her skull will have melted into a gelatinous mass by 6 pm HST today (That's Heaven Standard Time, which means what ever fucking time I decide it is). Her 5 month old daughter was also put into the custody of a lawyer. That kid is in for a super sweet, totally normal life.
- The NBA trade deadline came and went, with nary a good trade to be had. Unless, of course, you have always been praying for a Juan Dixon for Fred Jones monster trade. If that is the case, you just had the best day of your life. You are welcome.
If you have read this far, then I will let you know it is time for J-Dog to go find a quiet, comfy spot of cloud to curl up on a take a nap. Being the Son of God does have its advantages.
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