A NYC taxi cab driver returned a suitcase full of diamonds to a very cheap old woman yesterday. The driver spent several hours searching for the old hag, and this is AFTER she had tipped him 30 cents on a $9.70 fare. Quick recap: She tipped him 30 cents, she left a case full of diamonds in his car (with a little help from yours truly), and he doesn't get the hint that the miserly old bitch doesn't deserve her diamonds and he returns them. IDIOT! His "reward" for returning the diamonds? The enormous amount of $100. Better open up an offshore account for that! I would put half into a mutual fund, and the other half into stocks. I know a guy, who knows a guy if you want some investment advice.
Thursday, February 8, 2007
The lesson is: There is no reason to be nice to extremely cheap, money grubbing rich old ladies
A NYC taxi cab driver returned a suitcase full of diamonds to a very cheap old woman yesterday. The driver spent several hours searching for the old hag, and this is AFTER she had tipped him 30 cents on a $9.70 fare. Quick recap: She tipped him 30 cents, she left a case full of diamonds in his car (with a little help from yours truly), and he doesn't get the hint that the miserly old bitch doesn't deserve her diamonds and he returns them. IDIOT! His "reward" for returning the diamonds? The enormous amount of $100. Better open up an offshore account for that! I would put half into a mutual fund, and the other half into stocks. I know a guy, who knows a guy if you want some investment advice.
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